Henry dear, do not deny my request before my patience are exhausted.\n\nIn this episode, Kelly and Dermot try to figure out who Martha, Leopold Bloom\u2019s saucy penpal, could really be. Topics include Dermot\u2019s interest in Islam, Bloom\u2019s missing hour, Leah the Forsaken, jugginses and guttapercha, castration anxiety, hopscotch and marbles, senior infants, Martha\u2019s letter, Martha\u2019s possible true identity, why Martha is interested in Molly\u2019s perfume, Kelly harshly debunks popular theories about Martha\u2019s identity, possible reasons for Martha\u2019s lack of skill as a smart lady typist, pi\xf1a coladas, Lizzie Twigg, wild speculation, Henry II and Eleanor of Aquitaine, Miss Dunne, Gerty MacDowell, Peggy Griffin, Bloom\u2019s secret cipher that may reveal Martha\u2019s identity, and why Ignatius Gallaher is definitely not Martha Clifford.