Big shout out to Freddie C, the man with the balls to drive his truck all the way to Cincinnati, grab his knife out of his boot, and tell us how it was going to be.\xa0We were going to hop aboard the Porkchop Express and follow him coast to coast, double fisting sandwiches and spitting the truth about life, relationships, big rigs, and Big Trouble in Little China.\xa0In short, we would be preaching the gospel of Jack Burton over the CB airwaves. But problems ensued.\xa0Chinese monkey predator monsters. Lightning wielding rice patty farmers.\xa0Ancient bastards stealing green eyed woman.\xa0Smoldering mystical brews.\xa0Then it was all over in a blinding flash of white light.\xa0What few lunatic ravings that were able to be preserved, are here on this podcast for your enjoyment.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices