We Need A Little Christmas

Published: Dec. 8, 2007, noon

The Golddiggers, 1969 \u2014 There\u2019s a virtual truckload of information on the innermets about The Golddiggers, but I didn\u2019t really read any of it. The gist of it is that they were strategically placed eye-candy on Dean Martin\u2019s variety show in the late 60s. Why strategically placed? Allegedly Dean Martin refused to attend any rehearsals for his own show, so every bit he did, he was just winging it. The girls were there for \u201cpadding\u201d. If it seems odd to jump from variety show eye-candy to holiday music recording artists, remember that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton both made records, and someone you hang out with probably bought one. You see, we\u2019re all part of the problem.