Little Fir Tree
Captain Kangaroo, 1962 \u2014 Captain Kangaroo explains puberty to a fir tree. \u201cLittle fir tree, don\u2019t cry so much/You\u2019ll be a Christmas tree next year/You\u2019ll grow so big/You\u2019ll grow so stout/All your little twigs will soon branch out.\u201d Ewww\u2026