Ray Bolger, 1963 \u2014 Yes, that Ray Bolger. He wasn\u2019t just a figment of Dorothy\u2019s imagination. In real life he wrote and performed songs about developmentally disabled elves whom other elves coerce into breaking into people\u2019s homes in order to give \u201ctoys\u201d to \u201cchildren\u201d. Now there\u2019s a story that needs to be told with Will Ferrell in the lead role.