I'm Gonna E-Mail Santa

Published: Dec. 22, 2007, noon

Billy Gilman & Rosie O\u2019Donnell, 2000 \u2014 I\u2019m not a violent man, but the first time I heard this song, I was waiting in a long line at Best Buy, and the sound of Billy Gilman\u2019s voice made me want to strangle someone. After the second chorus, I ditched the items I had planned to purchase in the nearest end cap, and somehow left the store without injuring myself or anyone else.