He's Gonna Take Away Our Christmas

Published: Dec. 23, 2006, noon

Robert Goulet, 1969 \u2014 I\u2019ll cut right to the chase: a reindeer told Robert Goulet that Santa Claus, like the old testament God of the Israelites, is angry with the world\u2019s evil and iniquity, and is therefore canceling Christmas indefinitely. Like a modern-day Jonah, Robert Goulet is burdened with the responsibility to go into the world and warn of Santa\u2019s impending judgment. Wait \u2014 what the hell?