Christmas In My Pants
Bob Rich, 1970 \u2014 We\u2019ve seen this one before \u2014 it came to my attention last year about three weeks too late. So to start off this year\u2019s round of holiday goodness, here it is again. Information on this track is scarce, but it sports some unapologetically deep lyrics: \u201cI\u2019ve got Christmas in my pants/and my hands on my hips/I\u2019ve got Easter for a zipper/and Shakespeare\u2019s upper lip.\u201d Whoa.