Cyndi Lauper, 1998 \u2014 We all know what she was getting at with She Bop, but what the hell is Christmas Conga? I guess it\u2019s what you do when you\u2019re 45 and looking to rekindle that holiday magic, so to speak. I can\u2019t connect all the dots, but somehow I blame Gloria Estefan for this. (Hat tip to Kristina for sending me this monstrosity.)