19 Book One, Chapter Seventeen
"Assam & Darjeeling" is the story of two children who set out to rescue their dead mother from the Underworld -- a nightmare place where the mythological desperately tries to keep pace with the world above. The children encounter cell-phone carrying demons, forgotten deities from defunct pantheons waiting tables, and one nasty character called Juniper who takes a particular, personal interest in their quest. In the seventeenth chapter of our story, the kids get sent back to wash dishes in the kitchen. Fortunately, there's a three headed dragon to show them the ropes.