White Cartel Dealer Explains How To SURVIVE Prison

Published: Feb. 21, 2023, 3:43 p.m.

Whats up people, today we have Johnny Mitchell to discuss how he got linked up with the Sinaloa cartel, how he eventually got caught, and how he survived 3 years in federal prison. INDULGE!\n\n00:00 Intro\n00:43 Johnny didn\u2019t snitch\n01:55 Johnny freelanced for the cartel\n03:44 Did anyone try to climb Johnny\u2019s tree?\n05:53 Johnny\u2019s first fight in prison\n07:35 Different types of jail\n08:28 Swedish jail is like summer camp\n10:08 Schulz obeys the law because he\u2019s scared of a booty bandits\n14:07 Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker\n20:11 Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness\n22:07 How Johnny became a professional dealer\n26:30 Coke is where the money is\n29:31 Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart\n35:20 Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse\n41:30 Johnny was making $80k a month\n46:19 How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs\n56:31 Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel\n01:01:08 Nobody wants to be the boss anymore\n01:03:36 How freelancing led to Fentanyl\n01:08:05 Comedy is like drug dealing\n01:09:11 Dealing with mafia nepo-babies\n01:13:20 Johnny is 0/1 with bribes\n01:21:35 Johnny made $1 million selling\n01:23:48 Where do you hide that much money?\n01:30:33 Laundering money though gifts\n01:32:20 Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen\n01:38:51 Embracing your past\n01:41:40 How Johnny would start again\u2026\n01:46:31 Paying US Border agents + Legalisation\n01:55:18 Portland Whites are weird\n02:00:09 European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents\n02:09:13 Crack + crime + overcorrection\n02:13:45 Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall\n02:19:17 Narco-states built around Tourism\n02:21:36 This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life\n02:25:45 Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren\u2019t as strict\n02:33:00 Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison\n02:40:02 Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie\n02:43:38 Difference between Snitch and Rat\n02:45:26 Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy\n02:50:44 Comedy in prison is the best\n02:54:53 Every prisoner has a gf\n02:56:30 Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting\n02:57:41 Being the last bootlegger - \u201cno regrets\u201d\n02:59:26 Smashing out Cartel\u2019s girl + Risk taking