White Cartel Dealer Explains How To SURVIVE Prison

Published: Feb. 21, 2023, 3:43 p.m.

b'Whats up people, today we have Johnny Mitchell to discuss how he got linked up with the Sinaloa cartel, how he eventually got caught, and how he survived 3 years in federal prison. INDULGE!\\n\\n00:00 Intro\\n00:43 Johnny didn\\u2019t snitch\\n01:55 Johnny freelanced for the cartel\\n03:44 Did anyone try to climb Johnny\\u2019s tree?\\n05:53 Johnny\\u2019s first fight in prison\\n07:35 Different types of jail\\n08:28 Swedish jail is like summer camp\\n10:08 Schulz obeys the law because he\\u2019s scared of a booty bandits\\n14:07 Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker\\n20:11 Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness\\n22:07 How Johnny became a professional dealer\\n26:30 Coke is where the money is\\n29:31 Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart\\n35:20 Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse\\n41:30 Johnny was making $80k a month\\n46:19 How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs\\n56:31 Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel\\n01:01:08 Nobody wants to be the boss anymore\\n01:03:36 How freelancing led to Fentanyl\\n01:08:05 Comedy is like drug dealing\\n01:09:11 Dealing with mafia nepo-babies\\n01:13:20 Johnny is 0/1 with bribes\\n01:21:35 Johnny made $1 million selling\\n01:23:48 Where do you hide that much money?\\n01:30:33 Laundering money though gifts\\n01:32:20 Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen\\n01:38:51 Embracing your past\\n01:41:40 How Johnny would start again\\u2026\\n01:46:31 Paying US Border agents + Legalisation\\n01:55:18 Portland Whites are weird\\n02:00:09 European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents\\n02:09:13 Crack + crime + overcorrection\\n02:13:45 Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall\\n02:19:17 Narco-states built around Tourism\\n02:21:36 This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life\\n02:25:45 Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren\\u2019t as strict\\n02:33:00 Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison\\n02:40:02 Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie\\n02:43:38 Difference between Snitch and Rat\\n02:45:26 Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy\\n02:50:44 Comedy in prison is the best\\n02:54:53 Every prisoner has a gf\\n02:56:30 Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting\\n02:57:41 Being the last bootlegger - \\u201cno regrets\\u201d\\n02:59:26 Smashing out Cartel\\u2019s girl + Risk taking'