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Whats up people, we've got The Machine in the building, Bert Kreischer. Schulz reached out to his 2 bears, 1 cave co-host Tom Segura to get some info on some of Berts fears... turns out he hates clowns and balloons. We DID NOT expect it to end up like this. INDULGE!\n\n00:00 START\n01:27 Rolex boys\n04:59 WHO Picked berts movie wife? + kissing a new woman\n08:42 Why Bert won't cheat + Bert loves to EAT\n12:46 Being honest + earning the ability to talk about yourself\n15:30 Tosh is the greatest + colluding in poker\n20:48 Bert's comedy style + having unbelievable conviction\n30:26 Patrice O'Neal story + insight into their lives\n32:07 Birth of "The Machine" + being protective about personal life\n37:39 Bert LOVES Segura even if Bert gets hurt\n41:54 Music industry infiltrated Comedy + wanting to make Comedy\n45:58 Stand up clips are gonna end comedy but it WORKS\n51:15 Body counts really do count\n59:57 Segura sends his regards + "you can't trust them"\n01:03:53 Flagrant unspiked Bert's beer \n01:04:57 "I can smell them" - Balloon PTSD \n01:09:18 Ari is more trustworthy than Flagrant + can't trust Clowns\n01:15:04 Bert is terrified of flying + blimp panic attack\n01:18:02 Industrial Clown Complex is done\n01:19:17 Deaths, Phobias, panic attacks & spelunking\n01:39:49 Travel show - cave diving or wingsuiting will be your funeral\n01:45:04 Bert is relentless + failure was ultimate blessing\n01:54:26 Early Rogan appearances - impacted EVERYTHING\n02:04:22 Comics used to hate each other \n02:06:41 Blessed to have lived the best life