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b'Whats up people, we\'ve got The Machine in the building, Bert Kreischer. Schulz reached out to his 2 bears, 1 cave co-host Tom Segura to get some info on some of Berts fears... turns out he hates clowns and balloons. We DID NOT expect it to end up like this. INDULGE!\\n\\n00:00 START\\n01:27 Rolex boys\\n04:59 WHO Picked berts movie wife? + kissing a new woman\\n08:42 Why Bert won\'t cheat + Bert loves to EAT\\n12:46 Being honest + earning the ability to talk about yourself\\n15:30 Tosh is the greatest + colluding in poker\\n20:48 Bert\'s comedy style + having unbelievable conviction\\n30:26 Patrice O\'Neal story + insight into their lives\\n32:07 Birth of "The Machine" + being protective about personal life\\n37:39 Bert LOVES Segura even if Bert gets hurt\\n41:54 Music industry infiltrated Comedy + wanting to make Comedy\\n45:58 Stand up clips are gonna end comedy but it WORKS\\n51:15 Body counts really do count\\n59:57 Segura sends his regards + "you can\'t trust them"\\n01:03:53 Flagrant unspiked Bert\'s beer \\n01:04:57 "I can smell them" - Balloon PTSD \\n01:09:18 Ari is more trustworthy than Flagrant + can\'t trust Clowns\\n01:15:04 Bert is terrified of flying + blimp panic attack\\n01:18:02 Industrial Clown Complex is done\\n01:19:17 Deaths, Phobias, panic attacks & spelunking\\n01:39:49 Travel show - cave diving or wingsuiting will be your funeral\\n01:45:04 Bert is relentless + failure was ultimate blessing\\n01:54:26 Early Rogan appearances - impacted EVERYTHING\\n02:04:22 Comics used to hate each other \\n02:06:41 Blessed to have lived the best life'