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How are you peeling? Because it\u2019s time for episode 38, in which Em throws Allison an epic birthday, the recording room is haunted as ever, and we find out Christine is the oracle of our time. Don\u2019t worry, there are also ghosts and murders.\nEm\u2019s story is San Antonio, TX. Wait, no it\u2019s not. But it is IN San Antonio, TX. It\u2019s called the Menger Hotel and it\u2019s haunted by a rude lady knitting, children playing with trains, and Teddy Roosevelt himself.\nMeanwhile, Christine tells the story of this mo-fo named John List, a guy who pretends to be deeply religious but is actually just a plain old family annihilator.\nWe cleanse our palates with a Gio-scope, brought to you this week by the Onion (and our good friend Theron). Let\u2019s Scorpi-Go!\nOh and Ernesto, if you\u2019re out there, let me buy you a drink.