The Self-Funded Adoption

Published: April 26, 2016, 4:24 p.m.

b'A 6-month-old girl in Detroit is murdered in a drive-by shooting in retalliation for ANOTHER drive-by that killed a 3-year-old girl. Meanwhile, a 9-year-old boy sells lemonade to pay for his own adoption. There will be an adult film made featuring a Ted Cruz look-alike and you may now have to tip your Uber driver. Dave Hines covers for Funkhouser while Funkhouser does secret and important things.'