The Partisan Jamboree

Published: July 26, 2017, 5:53 a.m.

b"Today on the show Donald Trump schools a bunch of Boy Scouts about how much action one can get if they're a real estate tycoon with a yacht. Pretty soon you're going to be able to understand what your pet is saying to you, Funkhouser learns how to tell if a girl is into him in just a few seconds...."