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In Episode 9, Dana and Alison once again plead with Oprah to help them on their journey of fixing people\u2019s problems. It\u2019s unclear whether or not Oprah will intervene but Alison continues to stalk her on Twitter in the interim. Also, they elect one of their listeners to become their official mascot!!!\n\nIn this week\u2019s Absolute Yourst, we meet a modern-day hero who has to fight against the urge to pee. We then discuss Alison\u2019s sexcapades and try to force Dana The Prude to tell hers. Turns out Alison has dated a couple? Unclear if that\u2019s even a thing. Please listen and decide. \n\nDuring Absolute Worst Therapy, we continue to fix the world\u2019s relationship issues and discuss dating married men, thinking about our exes, and deciding which one is \u201cThe One.\u201d\n\nAlison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.\n\n**NOTE**\nIf you\u2019re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/\n\nNational Suicide Prevention Lifeline\n\n1-800-273-8255