This week\u2019s guest is Fortune Feimster! You may recognize Fortune from Last Comic Standing, Chelsea Lately, and The Mindy Project. She is also a hilarious stand-up! Check out her website for tour dates! http://www.fortunefeimster.com/\n\nIn Episode 59 we discuss being a failure, coming out, and CraigsList murders. \n\nDuring the Absolute Worst Therapy section, we try to figure out the best way to ditch a family member. We also discuss lust versus love and try to determine if it\u2019s ok for our friends to date our siblings. Finally, Alison fixes all of Fortune\u2019s problems in the form of Scottsdale, AZ.\n\nFortune ends Episode 59 with an Absolute Yourst that reminds us why exercising is dumb.\n\nAlison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.\n\n**NOTE**\u2028If you\u2019re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at\xa0suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/\nNational Suicide Prevention Lifeline\n1-800-273-8255\n\nIf you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource:\xa0https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.\xa0\n\nIn order to learn about the different types of abuse that occur in unhealthy relationships and receive help while remaining anonymous, you can reach the National Domestic Violence Hotline here: (800) 799\u22127233\xa0and\xa0http://www.thehotline.org/resources/victims-and-survivors/