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EPISODE 53 \u2013 PERIODS, MORE MILKBAGS AND A SCARED HIPPO \n\nAlison and Dana really feel like Oprah this week as they once again discuss their fancy Swedish Sudio headphones. They also offer everyone a 15% off promo code!!! (www.sudio.com Promo Code: ABSOLUTEWORST)\n\nDuring our feedback section, we meet a hateful listener who demands we free our intern, Sarah. NOT A CHANCE, WITCHWOMAN! We then receive a lot of accolades for removing a woman from her boyfriend\u2019s asshole and are re-visited by the Canadian Milkbag Woman. Afterwards, we are slightly reprimanded for insinuating that literally everyone has a STD and that it\u2019s no big deal.\n\nThe Absolute Worst Therapy segment begins with a period question. STOP DOING THIS! We then meet a woman who insults Alison for not having sisters but then also asks her for advice. Finally, we help a lovely Irish lass to be the best mom she can be. \n\nEpisode 53 ends with an Absolute Yourst that would give Alfred Hitchcock a run for his money.\n\nAlison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.\n\n**NOTE**\nIf you\u2019re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/\nNational Suicide Prevention Lifeline\n1-800-273-8255\n\nIf you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders. \n\nIn order to learn about the different types of abuse that occur in unhealthy relationships and receive help while remaining anonymous, you can reach the National Domestic Violence Hotline here: (800) 799\u22127233 and http://www.thehotline.org/resources/victims-and-survivors/