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I\u2019m not sure why but this episode begins with Dana begging listeners to invite her to watch them give birth. This is followed by some listener feedback and we meet a listener who claims she can tell which part of Chicago Alison\u2019s from based solely on her accent. We also learn about a woman\u2019s experience with an eggplant-sized dildo. Then we meet our new bestfriend and celebrate the fact that we\u2019re keeping the youth away from threesomes.\nDuring the Absolute Worst Therapy section, we try to figure out if a woman is using a man exclusively to fulfill her dreams of becoming farmer. We meet another woman who is trying to figure out if ditching her stalker makes her a bad person. And why can\u2019t one listener get her husband to put down his God damn phone?! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?! Finally, Dana tries to convince Alison that there are certain places where drinking isn\u2019t appropriate. NOT BUYIN\u2019 IT, DANA!\nFittingly, we end with a story about a woman whose drinking is making her think Jesus doesn\u2019t love her.\nAlison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.\n\n**NOTE**\nIf you\u2019re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at\xa0suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/\nNational Suicide Prevention Lifeline\n1-800-273-8255\n\nIf you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource:\xa0https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.\xa0\n\nIn order to learn about the different types of abuse that occur in unhealthy relationships and receive help while remaining anonymous, you can reach the National Domestic Violence Hotline here: (800) 799\u22127233\xa0and\xa0http://www.thehotline.org/resources/victims-and-survivors/