Life is good, you just need your underwear clean

Published: Feb. 22, 2021, noon
Duration: 31 minutes 40 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who was followed around in a store... but not for stealing. Did they over react? Their second submission is from a listener who went to do laundry and ended up broken hearted. Definitely didn’t see this coming. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Watching my donk swing in my sweatpants

Published: Feb. 15, 2021, noon
Duration: 34 minutes 1 second

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who is getting a specific set of eyes on them every time they go on their nightly jog. They want to know if the best friends think this is a compliment. Their second submission is from a listener who is having a last minute late night hookup and is afraid it’s going to turn into a cuddle session instead of a steamy night. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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The movers took a bag of socks and the vibrator

Published: Feb. 8, 2021, 12:34 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 6 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who is considering moving across country with their partner and isn’t sure how to get them fully on board with a new start in a new place. Their second submission is from a listener whose friend’s husband left and came back within a month. Think they should take him back? He still loves her. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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A black bouquet after a break up

Published: Feb. 1, 2021, noon
Duration: 28 minutes 25 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who watched a 12 year old spit better game than them at a park. The listener is 24. Their second submission is from a listener who had a pet death and felt like their family didn’t take the loss as seriously as they had hoped. Think their father reacted appropriately? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Your hair is lice Barbados

Published: Jan. 25, 2021, noon
Duration: 29 minutes 55 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair with their first submission from a listener who found out they had an embarrassing issue from their hair stylist. Their second submission is from a listener who was mistaken for being homeless after being given a dollar waiting for the subway. Would you have taken the dollar? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Someone call Britney Spears cause that’s toxic

Published: Jan. 18, 2021, noon
Duration: 34 minutes 2 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who had an incident with a random 4 year old and their freshly purchased burger. Would you have handled it differently? Their second submission comes from a listener who heard their partner say another person’s name in their sleep. Would you dig deeper? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Groaning down there like a ghoul

Published: Jan. 11, 2021, noon
Duration: 41 minutes 5 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who wanted their grandmother to break up with a gold digger but ended up fooling everyone. Their second submission is from a listener who has some .... concerns... about their new marriage and the step kids getting along. This one is a doozy, so buckle up. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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You have a permit for that wagon you’re draggin?

Published: Jan. 4, 2021, noon
Duration: 38 minutes 4 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who was offered body augmentation from a rich family member as a Christmas gift, but not on a part of their body they had hoped. Their second submission is from a listener who was hinted to that they were on deck for an upcoming promotion only to be overlooked for a slacker cousin of the boss. Think you’d keep the job after that? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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This burner phone is blowing up and I can’t have it

Published: Dec. 28, 2020, noon
Duration: 40 minutes 34 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who witnessed a hit and run and doesn’t want to get involved. Would you cough up the info? Their second submission is from a listener who has been letting their best friend live with them and now suddenly their girlfriend is slowly moving in too. Would you start having a problem with this if she wasn’t eating your food etc? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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I want the alphabet mafia on my side

Published: Dec. 21, 2020, noon
Duration: 38 minutes 39 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who accidentally spoiled their best friend’s surprise party. Whoops? Their second submission is from a listener who got a piercing and now can’t have sex for 2 months. They wanted to know how the pair would handle this. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Your rotund body took out the light fixtures

Published: Dec. 14, 2020, noon
Duration: 39 minutes 13 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who walked out of a restaurant after watching an employee do some questionable things with the food. Their second submission is from a listener who shares their most embarrassing 3rd grade story and it involved them running out of the class crying. Want to try to take a guess of what happened before tuning in? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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You better lawyer up, that cop touched my cooter

Published: Dec. 8, 2020, noon
Duration: 48 minutes 20 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** This just might be the silliest episode yet. Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who banned their partner’s best friend from the house. Think it’s fair? Their second submission is from a listener who let their grandmother move in with them. They didn’t expect the baggage that grandma came with. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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BONUS EPISODE!: Your New Best Friends meets Convosaries!

Published: Dec. 4, 2020, 12:11 a.m.
Duration: 48 minutes 23 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week as they make a special guest appearance on CONVOSARIES! Convosaries is a YNBF podcast staple in our catalogue of ‘must listen to shows’. Trevon and RJ are two best friends who like to “discuss stuff and things in great detail” This episode they talk about the new Kevin Hart special, Dave Chappelle and his Netflix debacle and whether or not you should save your partner or your kids if the opportunity presents itself. They also learn about Mormon funeral potatoes and how they’re a Utah comfort food staple. If you liked Trevon and RJ check them out on all streaming platforms “Convosaries” Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Care-free, fun-loving, I don't hit you, good vibes. Looking for real deal

Published: Nov. 30, 2020, 2:30 p.m.
Duration: 37 minutes 44 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair with their first submission from a listener who had no choice but to call their ex after they got themselves in a tough situation. They are now dog-less. Their second submission is from a listener who accidentally ruined their partner’s new car after a heated fight. They want the best friends to cheer them up after really blowing the big one. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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I would’ve killed for a mouth full of pubic hair in high school

Published: Nov. 23, 2020, 1:19 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 39 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who had a rendezvous with a friend’s friend and is now face to face with them at dinner. What would you do? Their second submission is from a listener who scored their chance with a cute date and blew right as the clothes came off. Is the listener justified in this situation? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Nothing holds sh!t like suede

Published: Nov. 16, 2020, noon
Duration: 36 minutes 48 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with a bit of a different episode. The pair discuss at great length whether having “skid marks” in your underwear is socially acceptable. Their first submission is from a listener who recently found out their high school sweetheart only stayed with them during HS because they owned a car. Tough luck, listener. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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His d!ck was the CEO of his underpants

Published: Nov. 10, 2020, noon
Duration: 29 minutes 42 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends in their season 4 opener! This week the best friends answer their first submission from a listener who was accidentally catfished in the gym. Has it ever happened to you? Their second submission is from a listener who found out they’re colorblind after painting their entire bedroom. Happens to the best of us, right? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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I need you to Uber Eats that ass over here

Published: Oct. 19, 2020, midnight
Duration: 34 minutes 36 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week on a special SEASON 3 FINALE episode! This week the pair answer their first submission from a listener who got heckled at a comedy club in front of their girlfriend and 3 days later got broken up with. Is it a coincidence? Their second submission is from a listener who lives with their grandmother who loves going through the Amazon packages. Guess what granny found in the mail. Our listener is daring getting them home delivered. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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I once got a nosebleed after a big gal sat on my face too hard

Published: Oct. 6, 2020, 12:30 a.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 37 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who had some good news from the lesbian awakening segment. Mike and Tabby discuss. Their second submission is from a listener who set up a surprise party for his boyfriend and ended up getting a shocking surprise as well. What would you do in the listener’s shoes? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Cervix, be damned

Published: Sept. 28, 2020, 1 a.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 28 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who works in retail and found a wad of cash in a pair of returned pants. They wanted the duo to play “devil and angel” on their shoulder and help them decide what to do with this money. Their second submission is from a listener who had been having a bit of a “free for all” situation in the dating field and caught crabs. They’ve found a person they’d like to date and want to know if they should reveal their crustaceous concern to them. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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You blew their back out in the worst way

Published: Sept. 21, 2020, 1 a.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 58 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who is competing with a supposed “work friend” for a promotion. They overheard their “work friend” talking a mean mess of smack about them. Their second submission is from a listener who accidentally gave their in-laws food poisoning at their new house party and they had to spend the night. Can you believe chicken parm can cause the squirts? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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The hypnotic jiggles of your body

Published: Sept. 15, 2020, 12:05 a.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 53 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener whose boyfriend of less than a month ended up meeting their brother in the worst way possible. Buckle up for this one. Their second submission is from a listener who works in a vet’s office and ended up having to remove something from a dog’s behind. The object is quite questionable. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Your grandma’s ring is on my finger, we gotta get it off

Published: Sept. 7, 2020, 1 a.m.
Duration: 38 minutes 16 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who witnessed a public proposal in the park and couldn’t hold back their tears. Mike and Tabby discuss their thoughts on public proposals. Their second submission is from a listener whose boyfriend asked them to throw away all of their “toys” and is now seemingly holding out on their bedroom playtime. The listener wanted to vent about their pent up frustrations. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Medically speaking, I gotta bust these nuts

Published: Aug. 31, 2020, 1:36 a.m.
Duration: 36 minutes 28 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who took a baseball to the face in front of their son and wanted to know how Tabby and Mike would handle the embarrassment. Their second submission is from a listener who went on a first date and ended up losing all the games the two of them ended up playing and also felt like they ordered a “girly” drink. They want to know if Mike and Tabby think they blew their shot. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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When booty calls, you pick it up

Published: Aug. 24, 2020, 1:31 a.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 33 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo with their first submission from a listener who was people watching and saw someone shatter their phone after walking into a pole. Would you feel bad for them or think they deserved it? Their second submission is from a listener who needed to borrow a beater phone while their new one came in the mail. Their mom had a very scandalous and questionable photo saved in her phone. What would you do? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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You’re a little bitter Betty

Published: Aug. 17, 2020, 1:14 a.m.
Duration: 40 minutes 2 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who has a double standard at home with their wife about who works harder. One is a stay at home worker and one works out in the ‘Rona world. Their second submission is from a listener who ended up reaching out to an ex against their better judgement and paid the price, literally. Do Mike and Tabby think having sex with an ex is acceptable? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Those sense don’t make dollars

Published: Aug. 10, 2020, 11:42 p.m.
Duration: 34 minutes 40 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who went to a party and fell asleep first. Can you guess what happened after? Oh, and they’re 45. Their second submission is from a listener who went on an outdoor date and ended up fooling around with their date and wanted to know if the duo thought they blew their chances of a relationship. Tabby and Mike, shockingly, can’t seem to agree. This show is supported by Sonnet! Sonnet is a new podcast app specifically designed with Android users in mind. Its sleek, easy to use interface and design make finding and subscribing to new podcasts a breeze. Best of all? It’s free! Check it out in the link below. https://sonnet.fm/p/1476343622 Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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You’ve got spunk on your shirt, it’s meatloaf Tuesday

Published: Aug. 3, 2020, 12:30 a.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 43 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair with their first submission from a listener who suffered a gym injury since they hadn’t been able to work out since the pandemic shutdowns began. They didn’t take into consideration how much time had passed. Their second submission is from a listener who finally got to see their BF after 3 months and having to come home from college during the pandemic. Something that’s NSFW type-able happened and their parents were furious over dinner to say the least. This show is supported by Sonnet! Sonnet is a new podcast app specifically designed with Android users in mind. Its sleek, easy to use interface and design make finding and subscribing to new podcasts a breeze. Best of all? It’s free! Check it out in the link below. https://sonnet.fm/p/1476343622 Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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I got pizza on good faith

Published: July 27, 2020, 3:43 a.m.
Duration: 36 minutes 39 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo with their first submission from a listener whose parents ran outside during a fire scare and didn’t remember to knock on her door on the way. Hurts to be a second thought when they made sure the dog got out safely. Their second submission is from a listener who had the misfortune of picking a “suspicious” sounding fortune cookie to read aloud during a dinner with her boyfriend’s entire family. Bad luck or fated destiny? This show is supported by Sonnet! Sonnet is a new podcast app specifically designed with Android users in mind. Its sleek, easy to use interface and design make finding and subscribing to new podcasts a breeze. Best of all? It’s free! Check it out in the link below. https://sonnet.fm/p/1476343622 Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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A gross of tampons, a box of Twinkies and a water gun

Published: July 20, 2020, midnight
Duration: 36 minutes 39 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who got someone’s phone number while seemingly looking their worst. Is it that easy to bag numbers? The two can’t agree. Their second submission is from a listener whose sister wants to name their baby the same name as her current boyfriend. Is this socially acceptable or would you and your sibling have beef? This show is supported by Sonnet! Sonnet is a new podcast app specifically designed with Android users in mind. Its sleek, easy to use interface and design make finding and subscribing to new podcasts a breeze. Best of all? It’s free. https://sonnet.fm/p/1476343622 Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Just wanted to lay your body in some soup

Published: July 13, 2020, 1:30 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 53 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The best friends this week are cleaning out the inbox! Join the two as they answer all the submissions that were too short to make the cut! Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Class is: Always having a drink in your hand but never being drunk

Published: July 6, 2020, 11:30 p.m.
Duration: 54 minutes 59 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who.. let’s just say sunglasses and a poker table were involved and their bank account felt the wrath. Their second submission is from a listener who has been back in the office after quarantine and had an accidental inappropriate encounter with their boss. They wanted to know if working from home forever is the solution. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Cut off jean shorts, Crocs and a Thundercats shirt

Published: June 29, 2020, midnight
Duration: 33 minutes 25 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who has a 3 year old who absolutely loves to call out people’s flaws to their faces. They want to know how Mike and Tabby would deal with this struggle. Their second submission is from a listener whose now fiancé confessed to them that during the early stage of their relationship, they would often fake their orgasms with them. The listener is wondering how they never noticed this all that time. Do Mike and Tabby think it could slip by them? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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What you’re doing to that banjo is a hate crime

Published: June 22, 2020, 2:30 a.m.
Duration: 39 minutes 54 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who set their partner up to see if they’d go through their phone. THEY DID! What would you do in this situation? Their second submission is from a listener whose father is going through their midlife crisis and they’re driving their child mad with their new purchase. How would the duo handle this fragile situation? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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The 10 Petty Commandments

Published: June 15, 2020, 2 a.m.
Duration: 49 minutes 59 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their 10 petty commandments! The two each came up with 5 petty commandments and they chiseled it into some slate and they’re calling it a day. Their first submission is from a listener who was told their best friend’s new fiancé bought the ring for his ex a year before and after being rejected, still kept the ring and used it for someone new. Their second submission is from a listener who was told that someone is having dreams of killing them, and even though the situation is calm, they aren’t sure if they should bring it up. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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He gets trickle down wimp

Published: June 9, 2020, 1 a.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 44 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the two this week with their first submission from a listener who got some help from their older sibling to kick the crap out of some bullies. Their friends won’t let them live it down now. Their second submission is from a listener who slept with their best friend’s ex girlfriend and the ex immediately told the best friend. Now they need damage control and want the duo’s advice. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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You belong on Satan’s nightstand

Published: May 31, 2020, 11 p.m.
Duration: 52 minutes 39 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the bff’s this week on their Season 3 opener! This week the two do a special episode featuring all FML stories from the FML website. The duo cherry picked some goodies and dive right into. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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At what store did you buy the audacity?

Published: May 25, 2020, 3:43 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 1 minute 57 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week on their season 2 finale!! 40 episodes deep and no plans to stop! Next week will be their season 3 opener! This week the duo takes a submission from another podcast that they had the pleasure of guest starring on! This submission is a little different than the others they’ve ever had before... Their second submission is from a listener who had their boyfriend of two years break up with them after their best friend punched their boyfriend in the face. Was the breakup justified? You be the judge. The Best Friends want to take a moment to thank Midtown Mythos for having them on their show and hope you’ll check them out on their latest episode titled, “Sometimes, you just have to throw the hotdog” Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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We would’ve Virgin Mary’d one another

Published: May 17, 2020, 11 p.m.
Duration: 55 minutes 41 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who asks the two, how can they help get rid of their dad’s new girlfriend? Plot twist. Their dad’s dating their ex’s mother from many moons ago. Their second submission is from a listener who wants to know what the two think about date etiquette. They went on a date and their date began eating their entree before our listener’s dish had even come out! What are Tabby and Mike’s take on this? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Two people duet sh!t into a box

Published: May 10, 2020, 11:15 p.m.
Duration: 43 minutes 47 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener whose boyfriend of 3 years cheated on them and they concocted a dirty plan to get revenge. The pair discusses their revenge stories with this listener’s excellent success story. Their second submission is from a listener who is stuck sharing a house with multiple siblings, both parents and only one bathroom in the house. The best friends try and give some suggestions on making the best in a no privacy situation. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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She was a gold digger who didn’t like toast

Published: May 3, 2020, 11 p.m.
Duration: 52 minutes 38 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who wants to know if keeping the change on a bill in a restaurant is morally wrong. Their friend sent them in with a $50 and it was $36. They kept the change. Is this wrong?? Their second submission is from a listener who is convinced they accidentally caught their boss masturbating in the bathroom at work. What would you do?? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Do I think I can wrangle? Call me Steve Irwin

Published: April 26, 2020, 11 p.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 55 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who is wondering the duo’s opinion on their idea to sell feet pics for some extra dough. (With this quarantine, honestly not such a terrible idea) Their second submission is from a listener who has to give a presentation over Zoom and can’t shake the dreaded anxious feeling washing over them about it. How does the pair deal with public speaking? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Just a lonely girl and her wedge of cheese

Published: April 20, 2020, 3:11 a.m.
Duration: 38 minutes 20 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Welcome back from the 2 week break of BEST OF!!! The duo couldn’t be more excited to be back with a fresh episode. Join the pair with their first submission from a listener who is stuck on the side of the road late at night with a cute AAA driver and their worst pair of slippers on. It was a Taco Bell run, what do you expect?? Their second submission is from a listener who reluctantly let a stranger borrow their phone and is worried a drug deal took place in the .5 second phone call. To be fair, the phone call sounded pretty sketchy. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Your New Best Friends: Best of SEASON 2

Published: April 12, 2020, 11 p.m.
Duration: 42 minutes 22 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week for their BEST OF SEASON 2!!! Finally, that audio quality started to catch up to us. Enjoy another stroll down memory lane with us as we recap all the classics, all the hits. This entire episode is all thanks to our great friend Jayce! He hosts a podcast that happens to be a podcast favorite of the duo, Jayce the Producer Presents: The Shuffle! Check it out. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Your New Best Friends: Best of SEASON 1

Published: April 5, 2020, 11:43 p.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 45 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week for a well deserved recap of season 1! Enjoy the terrible audio we had and dive back into the classics that made you fall in love with us to begin with. (Holla at ya bff’s for getting some better sound quality, hey-o) This entire episode was made possible with the help of our great friend and podcast host Jayce! From Jayce the Producer presents: The Shuffle. His podcast is a podcast favorite of ours and we highly recommend him. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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I was lips deep in her, I burped and we lost a kid

Published: March 29, 2020, 11 p.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 39 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week on quarantine lockdown as they open with their sexual passports! What does that even mean? Their first submission is from a listener who is being thrown a “coming out” party from her mother and she isn’t looking forward to it. Their second submission comes from a listener who is trying to figure out cute prom ideas to ask their date out. Mike picked this submission before all the proms got locked down. Whomp whomp. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Your New Best Friends (Trailer)

Published: March 23, 2020, 9:04 a.m.
Duration: 52 seconds

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Next thing you know, you've had an erection for 20 minutes and you're starting to black out

Published: March 22, 2020, 11 p.m.
Duration: 54 minutes 47 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week for their first submission from a listener who admits he still does some pretty “childish” things even into his adulthood. (Eat cereal and watch cartoons, put glue on hands) things like that. Does the pair do some pretty kiddy stuff too? Their second submission is from a listener who almost got arrested because her brother left paraphernalia in their shared car. The two talk about their fun cop adventures. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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You're on a roll, I'm on a brioche bun

Published: March 15, 2020, 11:16 p.m.
Duration: 53 minutes 47 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair of best friends this week with their first submission about a listener who secretly is watching their ex on Facebook and loving every second of their struggle. Their second submission is from a listener who tells the bff’s that their pet dog, Jasper, goes berserk every time the listener plays their podcast! Is it their sultry voices??? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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Welcome to McNutBuster's, how may I help you?

Published: March 8, 2020, 11:51 p.m.
Duration: 52 minutes 3 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who is worried she is holding her high school boy friend back from the college of his dreams. Should she end it now and let him soar with open eagle wings?? Their second submission is from a listener who is constantly being referred to as “gay” and they believe it may be from their mannerisms. They want to know if the duo has ever faced this challenge. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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His shirt says, “Skin on Skin”; The Apology Tour

Published: March 2, 2020, midnight
Duration: 43 minutes 4 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with a submission from a listener who wants to know if her supposed, “vintage idiot”, friends with benefits (who is catching feelings for her) can still work out. What do you think?  Their second submission is about a listener who was publicly shamed on social media for his penis size and wants to know Mike’s advice for handling it.  Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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It’s a buffet of perfection and I just wanna eat

Published: Feb. 24, 2020, 12:42 a.m.
Duration: 41 minutes 2 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week for yet another “what do you look for in an ass?” rendition. They haven’t spoken about it enough. Their first submission is from a listener who accidentally kissed his boss’s wife at a work party. Oh dear. Their second submission is from a listener who wants to know if their wardrobe efforts are falling onto deaf ears and if Mike and Tabby struggle with this issue too. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706

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I'm floating away with the blood of a thousand men on my hands

Published: Feb. 17, 2020, 12:42 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 24 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo for their listener suggested episode of WOULD YOU RATHER. This episode is filled with some of the best would you rather questions they could find on one website. Let's not get too crazy.  Want to be part of the show? Write in at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com or leave us an anonymous message at 7074610706

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I need to go to the doctor and get some sort of ointment

Published: Feb. 10, 2020, 12:39 a.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 19 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who wants to know their opinion on her becoming a sugar baby. Their second submission is from a listener asking for advice on being socially awkward and how to deal with it. Want to be part of the show? Write it anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com Or be heard on the episode anonymously 7074610706

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She's gone, and I'm stuck with these neck tattoos

Published: Feb. 3, 2020, 12:38 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 43 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week as they take a submission from a listener whose husband agreed to a childless life 3 years ago and is now having second thoughts about it. Their second submission is from a listener who is torn between two freshly broken up friends. Do you choose sides? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com or leave an anonymous message and be on air at 7074610706

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So, your ass gets a disease and it travels the river butthole inside of you?

Published: Jan. 27, 2020, 12:01 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 39 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week as they open with whether or not they will engage in sex with a person with no protection. Shocking! Their first submission is from a 24 year old male who can’t seem to find interest in dating at all. Their second submission is about someone getting terribly ripped off on a buy and sell app. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com or leave an anonymous message and have it played on air. 7074610706

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I was trying to keep it in my boundaries. So, you put on a turtleneck?

Published: Jan. 20, 2020, 1:17 a.m.
Duration: 45 minutes 6 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week as they talk about their worst rejection stories! Which was worse, Tabby’s or Mike’s? Their first submission is from a listener who recently had sex with an ex; an ex who is in a new relationship! Their second submission is from a listener who has a relentless roommate who won’t stop accusing them of stealing their desserts. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com or leave us an anonymous message at 7074610706

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Discreet gentleman, good looking, 33, recently divorced, enjoys titty milk

Published: Jan. 12, 2020, 11:36 p.m.
Duration: 55 minutes 18 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Welcome back to season 2! Join the best friends this week as they do a much anticipated episode on Craigslist Missed Connections. This season opener is Missed Connections from all across the USA, so you know they're just gold. Does Alaska rely on their Missed Connections to solve cold mysteries? We think so. The episode ends with Tabby crudely explaining the plot of Beauty and The Beast. It's been awhile since she's seen it, cut her a break.  Want to be part of the show? Write in or call us anonymously and have your voicemail played on our show.  7074610706 or YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com

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It's all a humping blur

Published: Jan. 6, 2020, 12:39 a.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 14 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week as they open with conspiracy theories! Cue the air horns. Their first submission is from a woman who is worried she won’t ever find a suitable match. Tabby and Mike discuss their standards in dating. What qualities are required in your ride or die? Their second submission is about what lies did you believe as a child that were self taught. Want to be part of the show? Write in at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com or leave us a message at 7074610706. All submissions are anonymous

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That's not scissoring, that's just mound pounds *Audio issue for 1 minute at 5 min mark. Apologies*

Published: Dec. 30, 2019, 12:46 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 31 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** At the 5 minute mark the audio acts bizarrely, it stops within a minute of the story. VERY SORRY EVERYONE. STORY WAS TOO GOOD TO CUT.   Anddddddd, the duo doesn't fail this week with another episode that talks about sex. This episode needs a content warning because it is definitely not safe for work. Their first submission is from a listener who made a work friend who is almost double their age. Is there a limit on the age gap? Their second submission is from a listener who is curious if there are tells in a man about whether his love interest is genuine or adaptive.  Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com  Want to leave an anonymous audio message? 7074610706

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I don't think your butthole is the gate keeper

Published: Dec. 23, 2019, midnight
Duration: 43 minutes 35 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The duo opens with gay porn! How often does switching happen and how much does a gay porn star make on the dollar to their straight counterparts? Their first submission is about getting back with an ex after they hooked up with someone else at a party. Ah, to be young. Their second submission is about a bf of 4 years never giving oral pleasure to their partner. How would you react? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at 7074610706 or email us YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com

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I got stomped out by a 6th grader, in like, glitter sneakers

Published: Dec. 16, 2019, 1:22 a.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 36 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The best friends are talking bully stories this week. Take a guess who said the title. Both best friends share a bully story this week because a listener writes in about having to hear co-workers relentlessly bully someone, even after being confronted.  The second submission is about passing a lil gas during some whoopie. Can you bounce that session back? Inevitably, the duo begins talking about squirting and queefing.  Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com or leave an anonymous message at 7074610706

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Just yesterday, I was naked in my kitchen, eating Jell-O

Published: Dec. 8, 2019, 11:14 p.m.
Duration: 42 minutes 10 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The pair talks money and romance this week. It's a podcast favorite, 'Would you rather?'  The first submission is about a nosy neighbor. Do you look into windows when you go past?  Their second submission is straight broken friend code 101. Kissing your friend's crush.  Want to be part of the show? Call in and leave a message 7074610706 or email us YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com

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Feathers are the marijuana to choking, they're the gateway

Published: Dec. 2, 2019, midnight
Duration: 48 minutes 10 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The duo opens with sex this week. They're talking rough sex and passionate sex this episode, which side is the better lay? Mikes poses the question,  "Can you lovingly choke someone during sex?"  Tune in for the first submission about making careless mistakes at work. Their second submission is one we all see and face on the regular; Someone passive aggressively posts something on social media and then doesn't give away the juicy details in the comments section for us all to find out.  Email or call in to be part of the show next week 7074610706 or YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com

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I'm never liquid in currency, ever

Published: Nov. 25, 2019, midnight
Duration: 39 minutes 58 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week as they finally talk about MURDER!  Their first submission comes from a listener who is getting some blow back from their family and friends for meeting up with a friend they made on line. Side note! What's your stance on going through your partner's phone? Is it over once that happens?  The second submission is about choosing money or your passion. Which long term job should the listener take?  Write in and be part of the show. YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com or call 7074610706

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Suffocated, drowned and had bird seed thrown in his face

Published: Nov. 18, 2019, midnight
Duration: 36 minutes 58 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Listen in to the best friends this week as they discuss a submission from a listener who asks Mike how would he deal with telling his young son about a death. Mike and Tabby talk their first interactions with death and how they were introduced to it. Buckle up because the second submission is a tasty one. A listener writes in to ask the duo their opinion on adultery and friendship. How deep does the loyalty lie? Be part of the show! Call in or email the best friends  7074610706        YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com

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I wanna come in there with all my teeth, I wanna leave there with all my teeth

Published: Nov. 10, 2019, 6:23 p.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 7 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week on some juicy sex submissions! A listener writes in about her husband watching porn and how she can’t seem to find a middle ground with him. Tabby and Mike discuss passionate sex and how frequently should it be had? The best friends go on a Craigslist tangent and it spirals into the ‘missed connections’ section of it. Tabby talks about some dark web videos she saw and how they didn’t change her as a person at all. Tune in and catch the last submission! Leave us a voicemail or email and be part of the show next time. 7074610706 YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com

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I courted her, I took her to the finest Applebee's

Published: Nov. 4, 2019, 1 a.m.
Duration: 34 minutes 28 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** This week the duo is talking money laundering! Something close, kind of. After the best friends open up with a story about Mike putting his foot in his own mouth at work with a coworker and a death in their family, they read a submission from a listener about a sketchy Instagram and Facebook post from someone asking for money. The best friends read their second submission about a listener whose girlfriend is the person who talks to an unsuspecting person nonstop on an airplane and how our listener doesn’t know how to feel about it. Mike tells his romantic proposal story and Tabby talks about what she wouldn’t want. The duo end their episode with another and absolutely brand new road rage incident that involved Tabby and a pick-up truck. Call in and join the duo next week or leave an email! 7074610706 or YNBFpodcast@yahoo.com

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I had my first frowngasm

Published: Oct. 28, 2019, 12:48 a.m.
Duration: 39 minutes 34 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week on a women based episode! The duo answer a submission from a listener who asks why do some women prefer bad boys over good guys. Their second submission is about why men and their feelings can be overlooked while women’s feelings in relationships are often acknowledged. The pair discuss whether men and women can separate themselves from sex. Come laugh and fill that void in your life with Tabby and Mike! Find your tribe!

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Then I'm throwing paws at an orgy

Published: Oct. 21, 2019, 5:58 a.m.
Duration: 41 minutes 15 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week as they take a submission about trying to make friends after high school. Tabby explains how difficult she finds it now that she’s ripe and older. Mike brags that he’s carried over quite a handful of friends with him since high school. The second submission is a juicy one! Who’s ready to chat about orgies and their etiquette? The duo definitely is. A listener writes in about whether or not they should pursue sexual advances made from their boss. The duo asks what’s the etiquette on engaging with an unattractive person in an orgy.

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So that dog spite vomited?

Published: Oct. 11, 2019, 8:59 p.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 20 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week as they open up with a submission from a listener who believes they have a hoarding problem. The duo lovingly nicknames the anonymous submission 'Madge', because they were provided an anonymous first initial with the submission.  Their second submission is about an over dramatic Yorkie who has their owners wrapped around their finger and almost got taken to the vet prematurely. Tabby talks about how family members once WebMD'ed her dog with a grim diagnosis that was alleviated with the sight of her leash.  Call in and join next week as they fill the void in your life!

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You sound like you're anti prostate

Published: Oct. 8, 2019, 12:18 a.m.
Duration: 35 minutes 59 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friend duo this week on a very NSFW episode with their first submission hand picked by Mike about a man looking for some advice on his personal anal exploration journey. Is lube on a nitrile glove even enough??  Their second submission, also hand selected by Mike, is about a listener who recently got ghosted by a partner with a below average size penis and can't help but wonder if that small d*ick size played any part in their sudden absence.  Join the duo on their own sexual exploration stories and come fill that void in your life.

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Maybe it's a port-a-potty themed wedding

Published: Sept. 26, 2019, 11:55 p.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 35 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. **

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You flush the toilet and it's a jacuzzi

Published: Sept. 18, 2019, 10:31 p.m.
Duration: 40 minutes 49 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friend duo this week as they talk about some of their best ‘how petty can you be?’ stories. Mike tells Tabby about holding the door etiquette and who gets to be first after holding the door open. A listener writes in about their 3 year old giving their cat and impromptu bath before 6am and coffee. Tabby tells Mike about her cat’s aggressive love for coconut oil. The bff’s talk about what condiments they both hold near and dear to their hearts and what’s the difference between spam emails and spam in a can. Mike and Tabby argue about the best way to eat a protein bar. A submission about using bio freeze incorrectly and a frozen butthole scare the two bff’s into actually looking up what even IS bio freeze? End the episode listening to two of their road rage stories.

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I lint rolled my shirt for that

Published: Sept. 12, 2019, 11:18 p.m.
Duration: 58 minutes 13 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. **

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I love crab salad, I just hate when it hits you wrong

Published: Aug. 22, 2019, 9:29 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 1 minute 36 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join Tabby and Mike this week as they discuss a Tinder user who gets asked what eloping is. Mike thinks prenups are bullshizz and Tabby couldn’t be farther away on that thought. What smell masks the smell of a bad bowel move? Tabby says summer breeze, Mike says a lit match. A listener writes in and insists on a smell that DOESN’T mask anything. Mike learns what poopouri is. A listener asks how would they react if a spouse confesses about bringing a fire arm into the home after hiding it for a week. Tabby talks about her stomach of steel and Mike divulges that his stomach is not as strong and a teacher’s lounge bathroom can attest to it. A listener asks when did you realize your parents were bad? Tabby explains the Brady Brunch to Mike. Can a one night stand dictate what you should eat for breakfast? A listener had it happen to them. Come fill the void in your life and laugh.

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Anything can be a diaper if you take a sh*t in it

Published: Aug. 14, 2019, 6:45 p.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 16 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join Tabby and Mike this episode as they talk about a story from a listener who tells them about their shitty roommate leaving. Mike talks about how he was a terrible roommate. They discuss a story of a listener whose boyfriend broke up with them because they had some PRETTY bad diarrhea. How bad is your diarrhea story? Last story they read is about a listener who has a horrible bagel experience at a deli and had to tell them off in two languages to REALLY get the point across. Mike explains his low standards when eating at All You Can Eat buffets. Come laugh this episode and understand how ANYTHING can be a diaper.

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Would your neighbor be able to shake you down for $20?

Published: Aug. 5, 2019, 5:23 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 59 seconds

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join Tabby and Mike this week with a call from a listener who tells them about how they lost their best friend and brother in one shot. Listen in as they discuss an email of an unacquainted neighbor asking for some money at your own front door. Mike tells a story of how he dodged paying for some Chinese food and how they subsequently yelled at him for not paying AND made him pay double. They have a write in submission of injuries; can you still eat at the hibachi restaurant if your kid was knocked unconscious by an opening car door in the parking lot? (The kid woke back up, no worries). Listen to their own injury stories this episode and get to know the two of them, your new best friends.

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