210: Diamonds Are For Errors

There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl and Interpreterand Bob Killion as Ron Jambo and The AdmiralKorean translations and voices by Edward BongMusic, sound mixing and editing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeils, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaseball Game (I) by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaseball Game (II) by Glaneur de sons, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons AttributionSkink by sihil, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaseball Bat by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCatch! by keus92, used under Creative Commons AttributionParking Garage by cmusounddesign, used under Creative Commons AttributionHockey Game by icmusic, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: Nov. 20, 2020, 5 a.m.

209: American Spydol

The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing.  A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Contest Organizerand Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The AdmiralGuest StarringJosh Schwartz as Stuart GilliganDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottRebecca Serfass as LuckyBonnie Brantley as Austin NativePete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienMusic, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by Pete BarryProduced and Created byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript  of this episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under licenseZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionJet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Gasp by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionBoooo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking, used under Creative Commons AttributionTrap Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: Oct. 30, 2020, 4 a.m.

208: Three Days of the Condo

A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Pivetz as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Marleneand Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The AdmiralGuest StarringJay Malarcher as Louis FriedmanAndrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSallesDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottRebecca Serfass as Luckyand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatSarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.comMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry"Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseBig Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionJackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons AttributionTypewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 2 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionWater Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e____, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash! by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: Sept. 25, 2020, 4 a.m.

207: The Spy Who Forgot Me

The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available.Written byJohn Dowgin & Pete BarryDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Ken AndersonNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techieand Bob Killion as Fitz and The AdmiralGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as LuckyDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienEric Perry as WhitmireEric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Music, sound effects and mixing byPete BarryEdited byPete Barry and John DowginCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionSawblade, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionSparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, under under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution 

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 28, 2020, 4 a.m.

206: Blunderball

A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammondand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The AdmiralGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as LuckyDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by  morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionBacking Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionBass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubmachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionTazer Zap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionRockslide by juskiddink, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! by squarrel, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionSawblade by deleted_user_7146007, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 31, 2020, 4 a.m.

205: My Brother, My Brother, and Nero

A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & John P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefKendon Luscher as Trip GrangerNatty Leach as Chad ValerianRebecca Serfass as LuckyKendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryAdditional editing byJohn DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseVolcano Rumble, by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava, by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionJet Engine, by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons AttributionWaterfall, by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve, by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone, by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash, by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion, by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotor,  by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers, by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire, by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph!, by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (1), by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (2), by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 26, 2020, 4 a.m.

204: A Hard Day's Knight

A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Miss Jonesand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Security Guy, and The AdmiralGuest StarringKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJeff Barg as Jeff the BardAntony Ur as GorkThea Ling as the BarkeepMargaret Pivetz as StormclawCaroline LaRochelle as Crystal MerchantHeidi Hart as Renaissance Fairah Fawcettand Kirsty Woolven as "Queen Elizabeth I"A complete transcript of this episode is available here.Songs by Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry.  Additional editing by John Dowgin.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbridge, used under licenseSurrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionHorse by foxen10, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionLaughs by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionHorse on Turf by Max_Headroom, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionAnvil by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons AttributionFlying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: May 29, 2020, 4 a.m.

203: Swinefeld

An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Ladyand Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottCaden Dowgin as Kid HackerPete Barry as Live Stock CoordinatorJohn P. Dowgin as Wilfred CulpepperJ. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidtand Raymond Morse as RukRaymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk, an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser!Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarrySound engineering byKaren YangProduced and Created byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under licenseDeep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons AttributionTractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons AttributionFlying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionPanicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionOpen Air Market by juskddink, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubmachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionMan Screams by irenearandapares, used under Creative Commons AttributionAuctioneer by gezortenplotz, used under Creative Commons AttributionLivestock by nebulousflynn, used under Creative Commons AttributionTractor Engine Start by radwoc, used under Creative Commons AttributionChain Link Fence by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSurrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionAdditional Pig Noises by Fesliyan Studios, used with permission

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 24, 2020, 4 a.m.

202: Borderline Personalities

A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lexand Bob Killion as Archie, "Noam Chomsky" and The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleDanny Epstein as Logan SharpeKaren Yang as Chinese AgentChad Ellis as Matthew LeadsShannon Perry is the creator and star of Oz-9, a sci-fi comedy podcast. Find out more at www.oz-9.comChad Ellis is the creator and star of Station Blue, an atmospheric isolation horror podcast. Find out more at  stationblue.libsyn.comMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryRecording engineered by Karen YangCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginA full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirport by tim.khan, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionRecord Scratch by Luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionPosh Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionBulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 27, 2020, 4 a.m.

201: Hazy and Distant Danger

The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead?Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerJosh Schwartz as Stuart GIlliganMolly Ward as Cardamom BrandyLia Barry as AustinBilly Lampie as RobbieRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as PrivateJohn Tuton as Captain KirkJeff Ludwig as Frightened MonkMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryRecording engineered by Karen YangCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginA full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionJungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons AttributionPlane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons AttributionAircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bomb by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by stormache, used under Creative Commons AttributionBroken Fridge by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph by werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionWind Chimes by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 6, 2020, 5 a.m.

EMF Declassified (Behind the Scenes)

Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season.Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.Written by J. Michael DeAngelisMusic, mixing and editing by Pete BarryFeaturingPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakKevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceBe sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development.Our Patreon supporters received a special extended edition of this episode featuring even more behind-the-scenes stories and tidbits! You can join them in enjoying a bonus audio every month at www.patreon.com/missionrejected.A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Feb. 4, 2020, 5 a.m.

112: The Quotient of All Fears

Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over.Written and Directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlBob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringPete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienDevin Plantamura as PebbleNatty Leach as Lt. ValerianThom Boyer as Marcus EllsburyMichael Enio Reali as ShermanClaire Klieger as DamrowDave Serfass as Curly BlacksteerDustin Karrat as Blaze TaggertAnne Coleman as OlgaJackie Sherman as TatianaJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJill Ivey as Elle Mae SederstromJeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothersand Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg SokolovMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryAdditional recording byKaren YangCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginA full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons AttributionMeditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseWooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionFire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionDinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attributionmixed with additional sounds by Ljudmann, Themfish, HerbertBoland, Rhumphries, man, Heigh-hoo, HerbertBoland, gezortenplotz, schluppipuppie, and Alcove AudioHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionPost Vibrating by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons AttributionFridge Gone Crazy by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Celery by sforsman, used under Creative Commons AttributionCracking and Crunching by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionOutboard Motor by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionWire Clippers by j1987, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionToast by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: Dec. 27, 2019, 5 a.m.

111: The Slow and The Steamed

An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJ. Michael DeAngelis as Mario CaprettiPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienDevin Plantamura as Pebble Jill Ivey as Siri / Coffee Shop GirlMylène Kerschner as Lilith Frankand Bob Killion as The Admiral / Security GuyCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryAdditional live mixing byKaren YangA complete transcript of the episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry:Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons AttributionMeditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons AttributionOffice Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionWeapon Check by ryanconway, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koenig, used under Creative Commons AttributionBrakes Screech by monnie101, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolvo Handbrake 1 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolvo Handbrake 2 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! 1 by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! 2 by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 2 by squashy555, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 3 by timothyd4y, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 4 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution 

Comedy Fiction
Published: Nov. 29, 2019, 5 a.m.

110: Granger Things

It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror!CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.Written byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlNani Manion as Edith SundayJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerMyke Scholtes as ZeeroxKaren Yang as Dr. Karol Legrangeand Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security GuyCreated and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office, by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseSteam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction, by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking, by Rhunmphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoopmph, by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Jello, by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionThunderstorm, by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles, by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble, by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionFilm Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquish, by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: Oct. 31, 2019, 4 a.m.

109: Cardamom Brandy

A notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlDave Serfass as Cattle Baron #1Molly Ward as Cardamom BrandyDustin Karrat as Blaze TaggertKaren Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security GuyCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry.Additional recording by Karen Yang.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseCreaking Dishwasher by barkenov, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Clapping by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons AttributionCardboard Box by tonywhitmore, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: Oct. 18, 2019, 4 a.m.

108: Park It Like It's Hot

A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. Dowgin. Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean GirlJill Ivey as Ellie Mae SederstromAnne Coleman as OlgaJackie Sherman as TatianaJohnny Goodtimes as Oleg SokolovNatty Leach as Lt. Valerianand Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security GuyCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional recording by Karen Yang. Be sure to check out Johnny Goodtimes on his podcast The Philly Blunt.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionOffice Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons AttributionJacob's Ladder by Halleck, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fatson, used under Creative Commons AttributionOffice Room Tone by richwise, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionVintage Camera Flash and Powder by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: Sept. 27, 2019, 4 a.m.

Bonus Scene: Mission Voice Meltdown

It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written by Pete Barry. Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice.

Comedy Fiction
Published: Sept. 4, 2019, 2:47 p.m.

107: Halt and Catch These Hands

A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Matt Lafargue as Dixon CaineJeff Maschi as The Black Hat BrothersJill Ivey as AbbieCaden Dowgin as Kid HackerAshley Banks as Ocean Girland Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The AdmiralCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license.Ka-ching! by deleted_user_96253, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionPistol Cock by nebulasnails, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionPower Down by qubodup, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphires, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: Aug. 30, 2019, 4 a.m.

106: Enter Larry

A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean GirlJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brienand Bob Killion as The AdmiralCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang."Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry.A full transcript of the episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionThe Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons AttributionRecord Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionApplause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution.Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: July 26, 2019, 4 a.m.

105: Totally Screwed

A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. DowginDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean GirlJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerMatt Lafargue as Dixon CaineDave Serfass as Willfred SmailsLeon Malloy as Mr. HermenklemperNatty Leach as Shadowy Voiceand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin. Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseStampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons LicenseRide of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio LibraryPlane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons AttributionKids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpring by pan14, used under Creative Commons AttributionSaw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons AttributionRain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: June 27, 2019, 11:55 p.m.

104: The Werewolves of Wall Street

A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJosh Schwartz as Stuart GilliganJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseCreak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionPlane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: May 31, 2019, 4 p.m.

103: Cattle Call

A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloriawith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeDave Serfass as Cattle Baronand Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Music, mixing and editing by Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseCows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attributionCows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons AttributionDinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons AttributionFire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons AttributionBackup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons AttributionBubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by TheScarlettWitch89, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass by drmarkreuter, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by inspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionBucket Slosh by martinimeniscus, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 26, 2019, 4:57 p.m.

Bonus Scene: Lord Nero

After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejectedStarring Dave Stanger (Bowden Montcrief) and Paige Klaniecki (Gloria)Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Written and directed by J. Michael DeAngelis. Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. "Sci-Fi Office" sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Comedy Fiction
Published: April 12, 2019, 4:05 a.m.

102: The Con is On

A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. DowginDirected by J. Michael DeAngelis. StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip Granger)Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringBob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy SerafillioAshley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry WomanThom Boyer as Marcus EllsburyMatt Lafargue as Victor TyborgJillian Ivey as Annie WillmontKatie Barlow as Angrier WomanMylène Kerschner as Angriest WomanCreated and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginMusic, editing and mixing by Pete BarryAdditional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSeagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionWolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 29, 2019, 11 a.m.

101: Duck and Cover

A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringDevin Plantamura as Parking GuyJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJohn P. Dowgin as Joe the PlumberJillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie)Ashley Banks as Ocean Girland Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The AdmiralCreated & Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.A full transcript of this episode is available here.Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSteam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionParking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseCrowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 4, 2019, 7:30 p.m.

Preview: MISSION REJECTED

What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED! StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet PhillipsKevin McGrath as The Mission Voiceand Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral.

Comedy Fiction
Published: March 1, 2019, 2:38 a.m.

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