Everything Trying to Kill You

Everything Trying to Kill You

95 episodes

Twice a month, a lit professor, a behavioral therapist, and an elder care worker make fun of and analyze horror movies...because no one wants to be scared alone. But no one wants to stop watching scary movies, either.

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Spooky Empire: Women in Horror

Published: May 22, 2021, 5:38 p.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 3 seconds

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Ginger Snaps: Medusa Downstairs (w/Zena Dixon)

Published: May 7, 2021, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 31 minutes 35 seconds

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Annihilation: That's Why Incest Is Bad

Published: April 23, 2021, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 5 minutes 54 seconds

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Angel Heart: The Everyman's Butt (w/Clay McLeod Chapman)

Published: April 9, 2021, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 15 minutes 1 second

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The Others (with Andrew Farmer)

Published: March 26, 2021, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 18 minutes 34 seconds

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Eve's Bayou: Always Slightly Swampy

Published: March 12, 2021, 8 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 47 seconds

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Ganja & Hess: Don't Kink Shame

Published: Feb. 26, 2021, 8 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 19 minutes 26 seconds

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The Love Witch: D*ck-Shaped Steak

Published: Feb. 12, 2021, 8 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 26 minutes 11 seconds

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Horse Girl: Pomes

Published: Jan. 29, 2021, 8 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 15 minutes 23 seconds

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Jurassic Park: Clippy

Published: Jan. 15, 2021, 8 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 19 minutes 55 seconds

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His House: Those Imperialist Bastards

Published: Jan. 1, 2021, 8 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 19 minutes 50 seconds

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Mothman Prophecies: 1ndr1d c01d has entered the chat

Published: Dec. 18, 2020, 8 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 21 minutes 57 seconds

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Thirst: Very Looney Tunes

Published: Dec. 4, 2020, 8 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 19 minutes 34 seconds

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Djinn: Lost Backstreet Boy

Published: Nov. 20, 2020, 8 a.m.
Duration: 58 minutes 31 seconds

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The Descent: What in the Live Laugh Love...?

Published: Nov. 6, 2020, 8 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 25 minutes 43 seconds

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Birthday Mini: The Myspace Top 8 of Halloween Parties

Published: Oct. 30, 2020, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 40 minutes 17 seconds

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La Llorona (2019): Hot Hot Bodyguard

Published: Oct. 23, 2020, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 10 minutes 41 seconds

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): They Want the Drippins (With Special Guest Kelly Nugent)

Published: Oct. 9, 2020, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 6 minutes 31 seconds

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Beast: His Detergent is Wrong for His Body Chemistry

Published: Sept. 25, 2020, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 33 minutes

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No Country for Old Men: Go-Go Gadget Penis

Published: Sept. 11, 2020, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 3 minutes 58 seconds

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Jeepers Creepers: Defund the Police

Published: Aug. 28, 2020, 3:30 p.m.
Duration: 57 minutes 28 seconds

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Poltergeist: The Goku of Moms

Published: Aug. 14, 2020, 7 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 17 minutes 1 second

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Devil's Advocate: Big Scary Drug Man

Published: July 31, 2020, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 15 minutes 41 seconds

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Teeth: A Lot of Blood, A Lot of Secrets, A Lot of Chanting

Published: July 17, 2020, 2 p.m.
Duration: 1 hour 19 minutes 24 seconds

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What Lies Beneath: Nancy Meyers Directing Scooby Doo

Published: July 3, 2020, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 20 minutes 29 seconds

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The Strangers: Yeti Dick

Published: June 19, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 1 minute 5 seconds

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Creep 2: Call Us, Mark Duplass (or Doug Jones)

Published: June 5, 2020, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 42 seconds

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Cloverfield: Survive the Apocalypse with a UTI

Published: May 22, 2020, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 19 minutes 56 seconds

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The Wicker Man (1973): Sarumans Grandfather

Published: May 1, 2020, 4 a.m.
Duration: 56 minutes 46 seconds

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28 Days Later: "Rage" is the Opposite of Zoloft

Published: April 24, 2020, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 29 minutes 36 seconds

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Cabin in the Woods: Just Pump in Some Bad-Decision Juice

Published: April 10, 2020, 4 a.m.
Duration: 59 minutes 53 seconds

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The Hunger: This Is Basically a Music Video, or HOT JAZZ

Published: March 27, 2020, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 18 minutes 42 seconds

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As Above So Below: Catacomb Karaoke

Published: March 13, 2020, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 3 minutes 46 seconds

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Candyman: Black People Tried to Tell You, Helen

Published: Feb. 28, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes 15 seconds

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Midsommar: The Worst Couple Ive Ever SeenHappy Valentines Day!

Published: Feb. 14, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 7 minutes 19 seconds

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The Exorcist: This Isn't Mario

Published: Jan. 31, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 33 minutes 23 seconds

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It Comes at Night: A Simba Smear

Published: Jan. 17, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 3 minutes 38 seconds

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The Revenant: You Put Those Guts Back!

Published: Jan. 3, 2020, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 9 minutes 3 seconds

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The Golem: Hype on Syphilis

Published: Dec. 20, 2019, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 5 minutes 16 seconds

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Wind River: No Half Tit

Published: Nov. 22, 2019, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 20 minutes 11 seconds

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The Eyes of My Mother: Gypsy Rose Lee and Gladiator

Published: Nov. 8, 2019, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 26 minutes 46 seconds

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Evil Dead 2: Babydoll Dreadlock Amulet

Published: Oct. 25, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 54 minutes 34 seconds

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We Have Always Lived in the Castle: Wife It Up

Published: Oct. 11, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 6 minutes 33 seconds

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Creep: Big D*ck Energy

Published: Sept. 27, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 26 minutes 46 seconds

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Single White Female: Lets Go Shopping

Published: Sept. 13, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 11 minutes 33 seconds

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Hush: The Mechanics of Metaphor

Published: Aug. 30, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 16 minutes 20 seconds

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The Conjuring: Cloth Doesn't Photograph That Well

Published: Aug. 16, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 19 minutes 54 seconds

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Bad Times at the El Royale: Too Fat for Our Armor

Published: Aug. 2, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 20 minutes 50 seconds

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The Perfection: A Rocketshit

Published: July 19, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 1 minute 22 seconds

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Autopsy of Jane Doe: Small Claims Court of the Supernatural

Published: July 5, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 35 minutes 6 seconds

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The Ritual: No Rattan Effigies, Please

Published: June 21, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 14 minutes 36 seconds

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Under the Skin: Let Me Tell You about the Void

Published: June 7, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 11 seconds

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Hereditary: Naked Witchcraft Parties

Published: May 24, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 21 minutes 18 seconds

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You Were Never Really Here: A Bitch Needs to Know Court

Published: May 10, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 28 minutes 6 seconds

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Train to Busan: Escalator versus Horde

Published: April 26, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 57 minutes 14 seconds

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The Invitation: Im an Orchid

Published: April 12, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes 31 seconds

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Us: Run onto Your Freudian Sword

Published: March 29, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 24 minutes 6 seconds

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Misery: Rappers Rapping about Rap

Published: March 15, 2019, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 9 seconds

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Pet Sematary: Take a Hoe Bath

Published: March 1, 2019, 5 a.m.
Duration: 52 minutes 47 seconds

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It Follows: Whom to F*ck

Published: Feb. 14, 2019, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 1 minute 7 seconds

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Tales from the Hood: Bear Witness, You Weak Bitch

Published: Feb. 1, 2019, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 3 minutes 28 seconds

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Hard Candy: Cotton Candy Slime

Published: Jan. 18, 2019, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 1 minute 2 seconds

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A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night: Strawberry Milk

Published: Jan. 4, 2019, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 20 minutes 40 seconds

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The Haunting of Hill House (Part Two): Scary-Ass Garden of Weeping Angels

Published: Dec. 28, 2018, 5 a.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 22 seconds

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The Haunting of Hill House (Part One): The Tower INSIDE

Published: Dec. 21, 2018, 11 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 54 seconds

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Let the Right One In: Dopest Fucking Baby

Published: Dec. 7, 2018, 11 a.m.
Duration: 55 minutes 3 seconds

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The VVitch: Butter, Axes, and Pretty Dresses

Published: Nov. 23, 2018, 10 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 10 minutes 10 seconds

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The Amityville Horror: Imaginary Friended

Published: Nov. 9, 2018, 11 a.m.
Duration: 53 minutes 48 seconds

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Halloween: Tits of Misogyny

Published: Oct. 31, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 49 minutes 25 seconds

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Icebreakers: Doth It Is Our Birthday

Published: Oct. 26, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 39 seconds

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The Omen: Family Takes All Forms, You Piece of Shit

Published: Oct. 19, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 12 minutes 57 seconds

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Scary Stories, Part II: Bald Headbone

Published: Oct. 12, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 23 seconds

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Interview with the Vampire: The Gullet

Published: Oct. 5, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 33 minutes 21 seconds

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Deliverance: Dueling White Nonsense

Published: Sept. 21, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 8 minutes 49 seconds

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Night of the Living Dead: A Practice in Segue-ism

Published: Sept. 7, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 9 minutes 29 seconds

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THOROUGHBREDS: From HAHA to OH F#CK

Published: Aug. 24, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 24 minutes 3 seconds

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Black Swan: The Gravitron

Published: Aug. 10, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 21 minutes 4 seconds

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Devil's Candy: Defend Your Man Crush to Your Wife

Published: July 27, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 10 minutes 22 seconds

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Jaws: Shark Cages are FINE

Published: July 13, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 7 minutes 41 seconds

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Natural Born Killers: 75% Derailed, 25% Chuggin' Along

Published: June 29, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 9 minutes 53 seconds

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Pan's Labyrinth: Not a Snake Spirit, Though

Published: June 15, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 32 minutes 59 seconds

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Raw: Every Dress is a Freakum Dress

Published: June 1, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 5 minutes 46 seconds

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Evil Dead: Boner Killer, Immediately

Published: May 18, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 5 minutes 24 seconds

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Alien: Dick Oyster Hell Beast

Published: May 7, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 9 minutes 40 seconds

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Rosemary's Baby: Devil Emoji, Baby Emoji

Published: April 20, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 24 minutes 33 seconds

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American Psycho: Smile While You Yell

Published: April 6, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 5 minutes 1 second

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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Call the Police

Published: March 30, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 11 seconds

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Girl with All the Gifts: All Children Are Feral Children

Published: March 16, 2018, 4 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 11 seconds

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One Flew Over the Cuckoos' Nest: Below the Belt or Above the Eyes

Published: March 2, 2018, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 17 minutes 10 seconds

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The Mummy: Welcome to Planet Egyptland

Published: Feb. 14, 2018, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 1 minute 16 seconds

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Perfume: Can You Smell What He's Cooking?

Published: Jan. 26, 2018, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 11 minutes 32 seconds

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The Shining: She's a Treasure, and He's an Asshole

Published: Jan. 12, 2018, 5 a.m.
Duration: 53 minutes 48 seconds

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Monster: American Flag Bikini

Published: Dec. 29, 2017, 5 a.m.
Duration: 58 minutes 14 seconds

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Silence of the Lambs: Dessert Wine for Everyone

Published: Dec. 14, 2017, 5 a.m.
Duration: 1 hour 9 minutes 15 seconds

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The Lure: Two Mermaids Walk Into a Strip Club

Published: Dec. 1, 2017, 5 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 8 seconds

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The Craft: Another 90s Makeover Movie

Published: Nov. 17, 2017, 5 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 50 seconds

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Dracula: A Mouth Full of Dicks

Published: Oct. 26, 2017, 4 a.m.
Duration: 56 minutes 47 seconds

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