Childproof

Childproof

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Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

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Published: July 3, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 55 seconds

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I Dont Let My Kids Win

Published: June 26, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 53 seconds

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Why Is Her Butt So Big?

Published: June 19, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 57 seconds

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Let Your Kids Get Hurt

Published: June 12, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 27 seconds

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Don't Compare Yourself To Yourself

Published: June 5, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 45 minutes 24 seconds

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Toothpaste Is Not Skincare

Published: May 29, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 50 seconds

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The Birds, The Bees, And Vajazzling

Published: May 22, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 47 seconds

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Eliza Gets Butterflies Ft. Phillipa Soo & Maris Pasquale Doran

Published: May 15, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 52 minutes 1 second

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Published: May 8, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 45 minutes 12 seconds

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Why Fight The Robots?

Published: May 1, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 42 minutes 16 seconds

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Is It A Zebra? Or A Horse?

Published: April 24, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 41 minutes 20 seconds

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We Look With Our Eyes

Published: April 17, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 45 minutes 1 second

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Published: April 10, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 40 minutes 17 seconds

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Lower Your Expectations

Published: April 3, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 52 seconds

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Published: March 27, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 9 seconds

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Kid Spaces And Stuff

Published: March 20, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 17 seconds

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Published: March 13, 2024, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 49 seconds

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Published: March 6, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 28 seconds

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Stop When You Get To Three "No"s

Published: Feb. 28, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 47 seconds

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Pop-Tart Funeral

Published: Feb. 21, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 31 seconds

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Valentines: The School Made Me Do It

Published: Feb. 14, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 41 minutes 57 seconds

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Lost And Found: Mom Edition

Published: Feb. 7, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 4 seconds

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Story Time!

Published: Jan. 31, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 42 minutes 15 seconds

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Yes. Play With Your Food: Seconds

Published: Jan. 24, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 43 minutes 41 seconds

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Yes. Play With Your Food: First Course

Published: Jan. 17, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 42 minutes 34 seconds

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Unslam The Door

Published: Jan. 10, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 29 seconds

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Snowmageddon

Published: Jan. 3, 2024, 5 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 55 seconds

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New Year, Same Me

Published: Dec. 27, 2023, 5 a.m.
Duration: 42 minutes

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The Gift Of No Timer

Published: Dec. 20, 2023, 5 a.m.
Duration: 56 minutes

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Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2

Published: Dec. 13, 2023, 5 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 3 seconds

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Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 1

Published: Dec. 6, 2023, 5 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 21 seconds

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Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Email Roundup

Published: Nov. 29, 2023, 5 a.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 50 seconds

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Its Not A Phase Mom

Published: Nov. 22, 2023, 5 a.m.
Duration: 48 minutes 22 seconds

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Momsgiving

Published: Nov. 15, 2023, 5 a.m.
Duration: 36 minutes 12 seconds

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Activating Mom Wait Mode

Published: Nov. 8, 2023, 5 a.m.
Duration: 45 minutes 23 seconds

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Normalizing Normal Ft. Emily Feret

Published: Nov. 1, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 3 seconds

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Im A Bad Mom And So Can You

Published: Oct. 25, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 39 seconds

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Published: Oct. 18, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 43 minutes 29 seconds

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Expect Nothing When Expecting Ft. Jen Hamilton

Published: Oct. 11, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 53 seconds

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Why Does Everyone Hate Kids?

Published: Oct. 4, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 47 minutes

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Break The Cycle, Because I Said So

Published: Sept. 27, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 43 seconds

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Puddle Of Pickles: Regulation

Published: Sept. 20, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 43 minutes 45 seconds

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Proud Parents Ft. Idina Menzel & Cara Mentzel

Published: Sept. 13, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 41 minutes 42 seconds

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I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 2

Published: Sept. 6, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 4 seconds

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I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 1

Published: Aug. 30, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 49 minutes 7 seconds

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Tidiness Is Morally Neutral

Published: Aug. 23, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 43 minutes 53 seconds

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Sorry Not Sorry... But I Really Am

Published: Aug. 16, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 43 minutes 35 seconds

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Published: Aug. 9, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 49 seconds

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Published: Aug. 2, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 48 minutes 20 seconds

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Allergies Are Nothing To Sneeze At Ft. Dr. Zachary Rubin

Published: July 26, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 10 seconds

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The Toddler Grief Theory

Published: July 19, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 51 minutes 55 seconds

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Its Okay To Say Its Okay

Published: July 12, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 54 minutes 24 seconds

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It's Okay To Complain: Mom Rants

Published: July 5, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 17 seconds

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I Love My Mom Guilt

Published: June 28, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 10 seconds

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Find The Why Behind The Lie

Published: June 21, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 45 minutes 41 seconds

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Im A Gentle Parent Not A Gentle Person

Published: June 14, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 57 seconds

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Youre Not Bribing Your Kids Enough

Published: June 7, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 46 minutes 33 seconds

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Published: May 31, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 49 seconds

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My Kids Cuss More Than I Do

Published: May 24, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 50 minutes 48 seconds

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I'm My Kid's Friend, But They're Not Mine

Published: May 17, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 16 seconds

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Am I Doing Mothers Day Wrong?

Published: May 14, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 3 seconds

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I Yell At My Kids

Published: May 10, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 59 seconds

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Are Routines For Me Or My Kids?

Published: May 3, 2023, 4 a.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 3 seconds

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Childproof (Trailer)

Published: April 18, 2023, 10:52 p.m.
Duration: 1 minute 47 seconds

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