Childproof
Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.Podcasts
We Are Not The Only People Here
Published: Oct. 23, 2024, 10 a.m.Duration: 53 minutes 9 seconds
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The Parental Paradox
Published: Oct. 16, 2024, 10 a.m.Duration: 53 minutes 36 seconds
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Our Kids Are Not Our Hobbies
Published: Oct. 9, 2024, 10 a.m.Duration: 49 minutes 50 seconds
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The Take-Home Folder Of Doom
Published: Oct. 2, 2024, 10 a.m.Duration: 53 minutes 25 seconds
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Were All In This Mail Bag Together
Published: Sept. 25, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 54 minutes 36 seconds
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Breakfast Candy And Sprinkle Sandwiches
Published: Sept. 18, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 55 minutes 58 seconds
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A Very, Merry, Unbirthday Bash
Published: Sept. 11, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 58 minutes 18 seconds
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Hard Conversations Are Worth Having
Published: Sept. 4, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 52 minutes 6 seconds
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My Closet Of Requirement
Published: Aug. 28, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 55 minutes 58 seconds
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Goblins Go To The Zoo
Published: Aug. 21, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 51 minutes 38 seconds
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Ear Candy for the Soul Ft. Tim Kubart
Published: Aug. 14, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 44 minutes 45 seconds
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There Be Dragons
Published: Aug. 7, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 44 seconds
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New School Year, Same Backpack
Published: July 31, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 54 minutes 52 seconds
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Glitter Is Not The Devil
Published: July 24, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 49 minutes 30 seconds
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Ages and Stages: Boss Level
Published: July 17, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 59 minutes 19 seconds
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Ages And Stages: The Saga Continues
Published: July 10, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 59 minutes 8 seconds
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Ages And Stages: The Early Years
Published: July 3, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 55 seconds
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I Dont Let My Kids Win
Published: June 26, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 53 seconds
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Why Is Her Butt So Big?
Published: June 19, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 57 seconds
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Let Your Kids Get Hurt
Published: June 12, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 27 seconds
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Don't Compare Yourself To Yourself
Published: June 5, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 45 minutes 24 seconds
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Toothpaste Is Not Skincare
Published: May 29, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 50 seconds
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The Birds, The Bees, And Vajazzling
Published: May 22, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 47 seconds
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Eliza Gets Butterflies Ft. Phillipa Soo & Maris Pasquale Doran
Published: May 15, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 52 minutes 1 second
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First Birthday Mail Bag
Published: May 8, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 45 minutes 12 seconds
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Why Fight The Robots?
Published: May 1, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 42 minutes 16 seconds
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Is It A Zebra? Or A Horse?
Published: April 24, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 41 minutes 20 seconds
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We Look With Our Eyes
Published: April 17, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 45 minutes 1 second
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You Need A Nap Ft. Dr. Sujay Kansagra
Published: April 10, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 40 minutes 17 seconds
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Lower Your Expectations
Published: April 3, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 52 seconds
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Spring Break, Mom Break
Published: March 27, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 51 minutes 9 seconds
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Kid Spaces And Stuff
Published: March 20, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 47 minutes 17 seconds
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Feeding Littles, Mediums, And Larges Ft. Megan McNamee
Published: March 13, 2024, 4 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 49 seconds
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Our TikTok Sensation Wrote A Book
Published: March 6, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 28 seconds
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Stop When You Get To Three "No"s
Published: Feb. 28, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 47 minutes 47 seconds
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Pop-Tart Funeral
Published: Feb. 21, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 31 seconds
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Valentines: The School Made Me Do It
Published: Feb. 14, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 41 minutes 57 seconds
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Lost And Found: Mom Edition
Published: Feb. 7, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 4 seconds
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Story Time!
Published: Jan. 31, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 42 minutes 15 seconds
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Yes. Play With Your Food: Seconds
Published: Jan. 24, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 43 minutes 41 seconds
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Yes. Play With Your Food: First Course
Published: Jan. 17, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 42 minutes 34 seconds
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Unslam The Door
Published: Jan. 10, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 44 minutes 29 seconds
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Snowmageddon
Published: Jan. 3, 2024, 5 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 55 seconds
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Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2
Published: Dec. 13, 2023, 5 a.m.Duration: 51 minutes 3 seconds
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Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 1
Published: Dec. 6, 2023, 5 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 21 seconds
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Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Email Roundup
Published: Nov. 29, 2023, 5 a.m.Duration: 44 minutes 50 seconds
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Its Not A Phase Mom
Published: Nov. 22, 2023, 5 a.m.Duration: 48 minutes 22 seconds
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Momsgiving
Published: Nov. 15, 2023, 5 a.m.Duration: 36 minutes 12 seconds
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Activating Mom Wait Mode
Published: Nov. 8, 2023, 5 a.m.Duration: 45 minutes 23 seconds
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Normalizing Normal Ft. Emily Feret
Published: Nov. 1, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 3 seconds
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Im A Bad Mom And So Can You
Published: Oct. 25, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 51 minutes 39 seconds
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This Is Halloween
Published: Oct. 18, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 43 minutes 29 seconds
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Expect Nothing When Expecting Ft. Jen Hamilton
Published: Oct. 11, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 53 seconds
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Why Does Everyone Hate Kids?
Published: Oct. 4, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 47 minutes
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Break The Cycle, Because I Said So
Published: Sept. 27, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 47 minutes 43 seconds
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Puddle Of Pickles: Regulation
Published: Sept. 20, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 43 minutes 45 seconds
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Proud Parents Ft. Idina Menzel & Cara Mentzel
Published: Sept. 13, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 41 minutes 42 seconds
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I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 2
Published: Sept. 6, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 51 minutes 4 seconds
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I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 1
Published: Aug. 30, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 49 minutes 7 seconds
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Tidiness Is Morally Neutral
Published: Aug. 23, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 43 minutes 53 seconds
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Sorry Not Sorry... But I Really Am
Published: Aug. 16, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 43 minutes 35 seconds
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Theres A Frog In My Backpack
Published: Aug. 9, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 51 minutes 49 seconds
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You Dont Need Kids To Listen To This Podcast
Published: Aug. 2, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 48 minutes 20 seconds
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Allergies Are Nothing To Sneeze At Ft. Dr. Zachary Rubin
Published: July 26, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 47 minutes 10 seconds
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The Toddler Grief Theory
Published: July 19, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 51 minutes 55 seconds
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Its Okay To Say Its Okay
Published: July 12, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 54 minutes 24 seconds
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It's Okay To Complain: Mom Rants
Published: July 5, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 17 seconds
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I Love My Mom Guilt
Published: June 28, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 10 seconds
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Find The Why Behind The Lie
Published: June 21, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 45 minutes 41 seconds
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Im A Gentle Parent Not A Gentle Person
Published: June 14, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 57 seconds
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Youre Not Bribing Your Kids Enough
Published: June 7, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 46 minutes 33 seconds
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Popsicles, Fireworks, Cantaloupe, And Ketchup (Summer Kickoff)
Published: May 31, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 49 seconds
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My Kids Cuss More Than I Do
Published: May 24, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 50 minutes 48 seconds
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I'm My Kid's Friend, But They're Not Mine
Published: May 17, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 44 minutes 16 seconds
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Am I Doing Mothers Day Wrong?
Published: May 14, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 18 minutes 3 seconds
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I Yell At My Kids
Published: May 10, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 47 minutes 59 seconds
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Are Routines For Me Or My Kids?
Published: May 3, 2023, 4 a.m.Duration: 47 minutes 3 seconds
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Childproof (Trailer)
Published: April 18, 2023, 10:52 p.m.Duration: 1 minute 47 seconds
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